HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE SHOW TONIGHT?
DUGAN: Does that even count? Let’s say it counts so that the rest of the month isn’t a waste. We did BYOT, which I love, and is a great time, but coming on the heels of the show that we did at Bughouse, not what I was hoping for.
GRIFF: Everyone at BYOT is an asshole. I’m an asshole for not having fun.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT GRIFF/JAMES?
DUGAN: He’s tall and has a nice girlfriend named Carley.
GRIFF: James is an asshole.
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT/WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT IMPROV?
DUGAN: Some days you do everything right, and you just don’t catch a fish. That’s why it’s called fishing, not catching.
GRIFF: I hate improv. It's stupid and hard and makes no sense. Only assholes get onstage with nothing prepared.
GIVE US A TWO WORD PHRASE TO DESCRIBE THE OTHER PERSON USING THEIR INITIALS.
DUGAN: Genewally Wacist. (That’s how Elmer Fudd would say “Generally Racist”)
GRIFF: Jack-o-lantern Dildo
Saw the BYOT show. Yeah the crowd is pretty much assholes. Don't feel bad if the asshole rubs off on ya.
ReplyDeleteAlso I shouted out the Legend of Zelda suggestion.
The blonde girl looked like Link with the boots and green dress...
So yeah, that's on me.